Things I wish I had known earlier…

Well there have been a lot of times in my life that I wished someone had told me this could happen, and I would have avoided such situations. Here I make a list of a few things that might help you know what happens when you dont know what would happen. So here goes-

1. If people are staring at you more that usual, it doesnt necessarily mean there is something wrong with your face/dress/shoes/hair. But then, there probably is something wrong.

2. Your friends will NOT tell you there is something stuck on your front teeth. And by the time you realize it, it would be too late.

3. Dont drink water with a polo in your mouth. You probably would not like the taste.

4. Always make sure the person you are mimicking would not drop by during your act. Specially if that person happens to be your warden/teacher/principal or the likes.

5. It doesnt matter if you are not liked by everyone around you. You dont have to please everyone.

6. Spitballs are fun only when you are the shooter. The fun vanishes if you are the target.

7. Dont pull people’s hair unless you are sure they are not wearing a wig. It might embarass them. Saying sorry might not help.

8. Not all teachers are your enemies. Some might actually be wanting to help you. Listening to them once in a while isnt a bad option.

9. Dont sing songs in public unless you are sure of the lyrics.

10. Dont sing songs in public if someone has told you earlier that you cant sing.

11. Dont believe if someone tells you that you sing well, if he/she is the only one who ever told you that.

12. If your mom says you should wear that dress to a party, wear it. You would look better than what you look like wearing your own selection.

13. Complimenting without thinking might amount to flirting. Be prepared for unexpected reactions.

14. When you spot a familiar looking person at the mall, dont go ahead and slap their backs and say a loud “hi”. Check the front first. It might not be someone familiar.

15. Crying in front of a police officer after being caught driving without a licence, insurance and a number-plate will probably not be in your favour. Specially if you are a male.

16. Going home after drinking 250 ml whiskey and expecting your parents wont find out is sheer stupidity. Well, your mind is probably not working after the alcohol, so dont drink.

I will be adding more, but right now I gotta study for an exam tomorrow.

tata.